Valentine Date Woes

Two days to Valentine’s day She calls me at around four thirty in the evening. I am just waking up, feeling groggy. “Hello,”I whisper into the thin cell phone that looks like a Samsung but is really a brand from China. ‘Hey Girl,’ Wairimu’s voice squeals from the other side. She sounds excited, and that is scary. “Hey,” I respond back, the smell of stale Malt and cigarettes from my mouth, makes me think its time I brushed my teeth. “I have a deal that could pay your rent!”I am excited before she says what it is although my gut … Continue reading Valentine Date Woes

Green lighting

What does a modern girl have to do to get a man into bed? I ask myself that question for 15 minutes. Three Tuskers later you would think the man would make a move but he only seemed interested in talking and drinking. On any other day, I might have been content but this is a white man we talking about. I need to close the deal so that he is obligated to me. And I have every reason to want to rush this. With all the cheap mobile phones, word has spread and a couple of female vultures have … Continue reading Green lighting